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Liu Bolin Will Kick Your Butt in Hide & Seek

junkyardarts January 3, 2011 1

This guy would kick Houdini’s butt in hide and seek too, I imagine.  And he would shit all over Chris Angel:Mind Douche and flush his wasted, axe-ified, skinnyjean ass down the magical toilet with

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Another Day, Another Crap Article from an Art Critic

Another Day, Another Crap Article from an Art Critic

junkyardarts December 31, 2010 Comments Off on Another Day, Another Crap Article from an Art Critic

Seems like Mat Gleason over at the Huffington Post has beef with some of the most popular artists of the past 10 years. That’s cool.  You don’t have to like work, whether it is

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Symbols in Mona Lisa’s Eyes Lead Me to Believe Duchamp is on the Prowl

junkyardarts December 13, 2010 Comments Off on Symbols in Mona Lisa’s Eyes Lead Me to Believe Duchamp is on the Prowl

An interesting discovery has been made concerning the Mona Lisa and her origins, and possible identity. But is it a mystery? Or did our Dada Master Marcel Duchamp reveal something about the Mona Lisa

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Stephen Colbert Makes My Art All Hot and Bothered

junkyardarts December 13, 2010 Comments Off on Stephen Colbert Makes My Art All Hot and Bothered

So, what happens when Stephen Colbert’s attempts to sell his 2010 portrait to noted collector, and noted poor black child, Steve Martin? An art history lesson, talk of ejaculates and hilarity.  What else did

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Horse Shit: Crap Article Makes Me Go Bananas

Horse Shit: Crap Article Makes Me Go Bananas

junkyardarts December 5, 2010 3

Every once in a while I read an article that makes me gasp at the sheer inanity of it. Lisa Paul Streitfeld’s article: The Erotic (R)evolution of Photographer Stephen Klein, does just that. Strap

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Ugh. Censorship. You’re Such a Drag

Ugh. Censorship. You’re Such a Drag

junkyardarts December 1, 2010 Comments Off on Ugh. Censorship. You’re Such a Drag

There has been all sorts of censorship in the news lately, on multiple fronts: the Smithsonian being pressured to remove an installation, the absurd rating of NC-17 for the film Blue Valentine, and, well,

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Rich People Fight Over the Stupidest Shit

Rich People Fight Over the Stupidest Shit

junkyardarts November 22, 2010 Comments Off on Rich People Fight Over the Stupidest Shit

This monstrosity, a pair of legs mid-stride, was created by artist Larry Rivers. The legs reside outside an old Baptist church, now owned and resided in by 2 Greenwich Villiage art dealers. Some people

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David Bowie Does It Better

junkyardarts November 14, 2010 Comments Off on David Bowie Does It Better

So there is this thing called Fushigi…and it does this: But Im pretty sure David Bowie does it better: then again, he kinda does everything better. Because he’s David Bowie. contact juggling

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CIA Used Modern Art to Fight Cold War: No, Really

CIA Used Modern Art to Fight Cold War: No, Really

junkyardarts November 12, 2010 Comments Off on CIA Used Modern Art to Fight Cold War: No, Really

While rumored to be true in art circles for decades, the CIA finally comes clean: they used the existence of American abstract expressionism to prove American exceptionalism during the Cold War: and exceptional it

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To Kill The Point: FL High School Stops Production of ‘Mockingbird’

To Kill The Point: FL High School Stops Production of ‘Mockingbird’

junkyardarts November 8, 2010 Comments Off on To Kill The Point: FL High School Stops Production of ‘Mockingbird’

Thanks for friend and artist Elsa Dimitriadis, this doozy was brought to my attention and seems to fit right in to my incessant ranting over perceived appropriateness (see examples here and here): Flagler Palm

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