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My Shit Night at the Planet-arium – ‘Moonwalk’ Review

junkyardarts May 11, 2011 Comments Off on My Shit Night at the Planet-arium – ‘Moonwalk’ Review

Once upon a time, Lauren set out on a mission to find something super-fun, educational and Mark (her loving partner) friendly.  So what better than a celebration of space and the moon at the

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Vandals Miss Outrage Bandwagon By 24 Years – Damage Piss Christ

junkyardarts April 20, 2011 Comments Off on Vandals Miss Outrage Bandwagon By 24 Years – Damage Piss Christ

In news of ‘seriously guys? you’re not over this yet?‘, vandals attempted to destroy a reproduction of Andres Serrano’s Immersion (piss christ) at the The modern art museum, the Collection Lambert in southern France. Far-right

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This Is Not Art

junkyardarts March 19, 2011 1

Welome to the start of a new series I like to call This Is Not Art. As a normal person who likes looking at things, I see an awful lot of awful.  And as

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Did Julie Taymor Just Quit Spider-Man on Broadway?!

junkyardarts March 9, 2011 2

  HOLY SHIT. Reports are springing up that Julie Taymor has left the much dismayed and problematic Spider-Man: Turn off the Dark. Whether or not Taymor left the set to grab a cheeseburger or

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Grandma Wears Hot Pants for Equal Pay, Is More Badass Than You

junkyardarts March 4, 2011 Comments Off on Grandma Wears Hot Pants for Equal Pay, Is More Badass Than You

Something I can always get behind: bad ass old ladies and getting what I (and all us ladiez) deserve.  In this remake of Benny Benassi’s Satisfaction, we get both!  A hilarious take on the

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And Now, A Baby Gets Sh*t Faced in a Puppet Bar

junkyardarts February 17, 2011 Comments Off on And Now, A Baby Gets Sh*t Faced in a Puppet Bar

You’re welcome. Johannes Nyholm

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David LaChapelle Sues Rihanna, Contradicts Own Methodology

junkyardarts February 15, 2011 Comments Off on David LaChapelle Sues Rihanna, Contradicts Own Methodology

Oh, David LaChapelle.  What the hell are you thinking

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Slow ArtNews Day? Why Not Protest Something Months After the Fact!

junkyardarts January 31, 2011 Comments Off on Slow ArtNews Day? Why Not Protest Something Months After the Fact!

When people are still talking about this– the David Wojnarowicz video that was removed from the Smithsonian due to pressure from culture warriors the end of November.  By the way,  Hirshborn Trustees – you

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This Just In: Rich Folk Have Money to Spend on Art, Sky is Blue

junkyardarts January 15, 2011 Comments Off on This Just In: Rich Folk Have Money to Spend on Art, Sky is Blue

Thank’s to Bloomberg’s expert reporting on the art market and interview with Mark Porter from Christie’s, we know now that rich people are in fact, comfortable spending money again. Can I get an amen!

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Company Buys Rights to Marilyn Monroe – Zombie Apocalypse Nears

junkyardarts January 14, 2011 Comments Off on Company Buys Rights to Marilyn Monroe – Zombie Apocalypse Nears

In what is surely proof that the zombie apocalypse is nearing, we have the ironically named Authentic Brands Group buying the rights to Marilyn Monroe’s image…with the intention of using her likeness, voice and

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