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Forever 21 Rips Off Another Indie Designer, This Time It’s My Friend

junkyardarts October 4, 2011 1

Forever 21 is no stranger to ripping off indie designer’s wares, having them made in shitty mills and then selling them cheap to the masses.  But this time they ripped off my best buddy,

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CrazyPants Who Smashed Gauguin Painting Is Back For Seconds

junkyardarts August 22, 2011 Comments Off on CrazyPants Who Smashed Gauguin Painting Is Back For Seconds

Remember that crazy bitch that thought lady parts were naughty and the Gauguin was a a dirty old totally gay man (not untrue, by the way)?  Remember when she tried to tear Two Tahitian

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Guy From X-Files & His Child Bride Capture A Nation On The Wings Of Love

junkyardarts August 12, 2011 Comments Off on Guy From X-Files & His Child Bride Capture A Nation On The Wings Of Love

You guys hear about Percy from The Green Mile and his child bride? Of course you have. I’ve been enamored with their love for weeks now, fighting back the vomit as much as I

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Missouri School District Bans Slaughterhouse 5, Tralfamado­rians Understandably Upset

junkyardarts August 1, 2011 2

So, the school board of Republic, MO, made up of 4 adults of marginal intelligence, have brilliantly decided to ban Kurt Vonnegut’s “Slaughterhouse 5” and Sarah Ockler’s “Twenty Boy Summer” from the high school reading curriculum

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Rhino Horn Cups Set Antiques Roadshow Record

junkyardarts July 29, 2011 Comments Off on Rhino Horn Cups Set Antiques Roadshow Record

You know those people that are featured during the credits of Roadshow, and they are all ‘I came to the Roadshow with my chair – and it is worth nothing, but it was fun

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In Which I Weep For Humanity: Sales Of To Kill A Mockingbird Up Due To Beckham’s Baby Name

junkyardarts July 20, 2011 1

Amazon.com UK has reported that since the announcement of the Beckham’s daughter’s name, Harper, and the origin, famed author of To Kill A Mockingbird, copies of the 1960 classic and Pulitzer Prize winner are

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Man Steals Picasso in San Fran by Walking it Down Street Under Arm

junkyardarts July 7, 2011 Comments Off on Man Steals Picasso in San Fran by Walking it Down Street Under Arm

Ok. I’m not sure what’s more embarrassing here.  That this dude was able to saunter his way into the Weinstein Gallery near Union Square and walk out with a framed Picasso without anyone so much as lifting

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The Best Pedophile Ad Yet!

junkyardarts July 1, 2011 Comments Off on The Best Pedophile Ad Yet!

I bet you thought you have seen a lot of creepy ads in your time, but I have a feeling this one will take the cake!  From Poland and winner of the Cannes Lions

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This Is Not Art: Bieber Edition

junkyardarts May 24, 2011 3

Welome back to This Is Not Art! As a normal person who likes looking at things, I see an awful lot of awful. And as an art critic, I get a lot of people

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Statue of David Upsets Puritanical Neighbors, Mr. Wilson

junkyardarts May 13, 2011 Comments Off on Statue of David Upsets Puritanical Neighbors, Mr. Wilson

Haters gonna hate. Neighbors in an Abilene, TX street have a penis problem with a penis statue in a neighbors penis yard.  According to Mr. Wilson and his cohorts, the replica statue of David

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