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Oldest Human Art Found In Spanish Cave, Feelings of Insignificance Abound

Oldest Human Art Found In Spanish Cave, Feelings of Insignificance Abound

junkyardarts June 17, 2012 Comments Off on Oldest Human Art Found In Spanish Cave, Feelings of Insignificance Abound

Feeling a little too big for your britches lately? Like you’re on top of the world?  You’ve got it all figured out? Well, scientists have revealed that they have found ancient cave paintings in

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Adventures in Art: Mickey Mouse Has Looked Better & Other Observations

Adventures in Art: Mickey Mouse Has Looked Better & Other Observations

junkyardarts June 13, 2012 Comments Off on Adventures in Art: Mickey Mouse Has Looked Better & Other Observations

True Story. Back in my college days circa 2003-ish, I managed to get an all-access press pass to the Savannah Film Festival. By bald-faced, straight-up lying.  My mother would be ashamed…and at the time,

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Nigella Lawson One-Ups Anthony Bourdain – Eats Fetus & Loves It

Nigella Lawson One-Ups Anthony Bourdain – Eats Fetus & Loves It

junkyardarts June 11, 2012 2

In a game of who-ate-the-grossest-thing-ever, a normal circle of friends would be disturbing enough. But Rocky Mountain Oysters have got nothing on the food-abortion Nigella put in her mouth. Literally. Actually literally.  Not facetiously

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Courtney Stodden: Harbinger of Love’s Search for Sexxxy Veggies

Courtney Stodden: Harbinger of Love’s Search for Sexxxy Veggies

junkyardarts April 24, 2012 Comments Off on Courtney Stodden: Harbinger of Love’s Search for Sexxxy Veggies

My love for Courtney Stodden known no bounds. I love her hooker shoes. I love her fantastic clear bra straps. I love her frosted lips & freshly baked & out of the oven tan.

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Guess How Much Edvard Munch’s The Scream is Expected To Sell for at Auction

Guess How Much Edvard Munch’s The Scream is Expected To Sell for at Auction

junkyardarts March 10, 2012 Comments Off on Guess How Much Edvard Munch’s The Scream is Expected To Sell for at Auction

So, lot’s of head scratching and wide-eyeing going on with this story. First, there are four versions of Edvard Munch’s The Scream. Ok, I knew there were at least three, because they are well

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Obama ‘HOPE’ Artist, Shepard Fairey, Pleads Guilty

junkyardarts February 26, 2012 Comments Off on Obama ‘HOPE’ Artist, Shepard Fairey, Pleads Guilty

Well, this is something: artist Shepard Fairey has plead guilty to criminal contempt in federal court and awaits sentencing which may involve up to six months in prison

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Ok. Why Do I Love Die Antwoord?

Ok. Why Do I Love Die Antwoord?

junkyardarts February 5, 2012 4

Seriously?  What is it about these guys that I like so much? Half the time I’m recoiling in horror as much as I am laughing – and all the while I’m fucking grooving in

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Museum of Clean Ready To Buff & Shine

junkyardarts January 24, 2012 Comments Off on Museum of Clean Ready To Buff & Shine

So, there’s a guy in Idaho who really loves to clean.  Buffin’, scrapin’, wipin’ – it’s all the thing of dreams to Don Aslet of Idaho. He turned his lifelong passion into a national

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New Reality TV Magazine Bring Inanity To A Whole New Level

junkyardarts November 19, 2011 Comments Off on New Reality TV Magazine Bring Inanity To A Whole New Level

Need more reality tv in your life?  Great news!  Kings of reality golden bullshit and publishers of National Enquirer, Star and Radar Online have created exactly what we have been waiting for all these

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This Is Not Art: Birthing In Public

junkyardarts October 15, 2011 1

It’s so precious it makes my skin crawl.  Performance artist Marni Kotak is going to give birth in a gallery and call it art.  Which is fine, she can call it whatever she wants. But I’m

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