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Misogynistic Editor Goes Off The Lady-Hating Deep End
Misogyny in the Hollywood movie machine is so overt, boring and expected it’s cliche. Not unlike many of the movies it churns out. But sometimes it reaches levels that are so ridiculous, so shockingly
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Sleeping Beauty Art-Experiment Proves Ultra-Creepy, As One Might Expect
You know the story of Sleeping Beauty. A beautiful young woman is cursed with a deep sleep and can only be awoken by the kiss of true love. A fairytale that we always hear
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This Vase, Being Used As A Doorstop, Just Sold For $1.3Million
And there it is. Probably the most expensive door stop in history, second only to my diamond-encrusted, gold-filled basket of angle’s wings I stole from the Vatican. Obviously. This bad boy was found propping
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One Year Later, Screwed Up MLK Memorial Remains Unfixed
You know what they say about government in these parts. And while I don’t necessarily share the sentiments of a certain platform, I can say that when it comes to art, the government doesn’t
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Strip Club Fights NY State on Taxes Because: Art
Well this is interesting! Nite Moves, A strip club in upstate New York, is in some hot water for not charging state sales tax on services provided. Like lap dances. The state is claiming
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This Might Be The Best Worst Artist Statement Yet
In this edition of Things That Drive Me Crazy, we have the ridiculous statement from Lisson Gallery for artist Jason Martin’s Behemoth. It isn’t that the work isn’t ‘good’, per se. I actually have
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Avengers II: Some Actors Aren’t Famous Enough To Play, Scar Jo Makes 20Mil
In light of the mega-success that was The Avengers, it was expected that the actors involved would hit a major payday for their participation in the second iteration. But what about the new characters
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This Is Not Art: It’s A Rock
Guys. I’m sorry. I really am. I know a lot of people are excited about this and all. And Michael Heizer’s previous work has been, on occasion, really interesting and neat. But this? Levitated
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Hollywood May or May Not Ruin My Night’s Sleep Again: Remaking ‘It’
So Hollywood is set to remake a classic movie. Again. Will they ruin It? Will I once again be terrified of man holes, sewers, tv’s, dark rooms, shower drains, and yes, clowns? Will Pennywise
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