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This Is Not Art: Saying No & Keeping Diarrhea in a Bottle
This is not art: Here we go again. This is another act of masturbatory bore that we have come to expect for many performance artists of late. When no substance exists, why not try
Read More »This Is Not Art: It’s A Rock
Guys. I’m sorry. I really am. I know a lot of people are excited about this and all. And Michael Heizer’s previous work has been, on occasion, really interesting and neat. But this? Levitated
Read More »Media Inanity: 2 Projects That Make Me Weep For Culture
Heralding in the end of the creative process are two projects that make me want to fucking kill someone: A riveting character-driven comedy about Groupon, and a book made of Twitter twits. So long
Read More »November Special: In Defense Of Bad Movies
Hello. My name is Lauren, and I love bad movies
Read More »This Is Not Art: Birthing In Public
It’s so precious it makes my skin crawl. Performance artist Marni Kotak is going to give birth in a gallery and call it art. Which is fine, she can call it whatever she wants. But I’m
Read More »This Is Not Art: Plastic Bags and Stuff
Welcome back to This Is Not Art. Today, we have plastic bags and wire. Plastic bags and wire that have been exhibited at MoMA P.S.1, MCA Chicago, Musée d’Art Contemporain de Lyon, RISD Museum
Read More »No One Cares About ‘Art’ films, Lindsay Lohan
Ok, ok. I get it. Lindsay is beautiful. She has rockin’ tits. She has a hold on our collective heartstrings because we remember her in The Parent Trap and think “god, remember when she
Read More »This Is Not Art: Bieber Edition
Welome back to This Is Not Art! As a normal person who likes looking at things, I see an awful lot of awful. And as an art critic, I get a lot of people
Read More »This Is Not Art
Welome to the start of a new series I like to call This Is Not Art. As a normal person who likes looking at things, I see an awful lot of awful. And as
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