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FaceOff S3: Pirate’s Booty
I love pirates. Not just because Johnny Depp was a hunky one, or that they are a ‘thing’, I’ve just always loved the ocean, and getting drunk and rowdy. That and hanging out in
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Some Words Of Advice to The Women of Gallery Girls
I’ve been mum on Gallery Girls for a number of reasons. I mean, I should be all over it, one way or another, as someone working in the art world, right? So, I guess
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Lenore Is A Sociopath & I Love Her
So. There’s this little girl. She’s a little weird. She may be undead. And she is an adorable sociopath who has made her way into my heart. Her name is Lenore and I have
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Face Off S3: It’s Here & It’s Bigger Than Ever
I can’t tell you how many angry emails, messages and texts I received after missing Season 3’s opening episode and failing to write about it here on The Junkyard first thing Wednesday morning I
Read More »The Googleheim Institute: Sylvester Stallone
Welcome back to our new series, The Googleheim Institute! In which our friend the Red Beard Rambler takes a crack at professional art critiquing – based solely on 20-minute Google Image Searches and without
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Personal Hero Pushes Netflix Instant Stream To The Brink: Watches Shocking Amount of Bad Movies
Writer, film maker and obvious film lover Mark Malkoff has done something remarkable: he challenged his ass muscles and streaming capacity of Netflix with a 30-day marathon. So how many movies did he watch?
Read More »Review: The Art of Luke Chueh: Bearing the Unbearable
With the Summer 2012 release of the anticipated book The Art of Luke Chueh: Bearing the Unbearable (Titan), coffee tables just got a lot more interesting
Read More »Your New Favorite Word: Chamberlain (a Review of The Guggenheim Exhibiton)
I am here today to teach you a word recently redefined this past weekend: Chamberlain – Cham.ber.lain 1. Good intentions gone bad. 2. The physical and psychological mess that accompanies a long night of
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Celluloid Junkie: John Carter
So, as a lady who did not grow up with comic books or read much sci-fi, I can say that I was not all that interested in the latest Disney release John Carter. The
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Face Off S2: Finale Ultimate Dance Off
It’s the finale! And this is an absolute dream-team facing off at the end: Rayce, RJ & Ian. Three of the best artists of the competition, and three people that actually seem like decent,
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