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FaceOff S3: Pirate’s Booty
I love pirates. Not just because Johnny Depp was a hunky one, or that they are a ‘thing’, I’ve just always loved the ocean, and getting drunk and rowdy. That and hanging out in
Read More »Some Words Of Advice to The Women of Gallery Girls
I’ve been mum on Gallery Girls for a number of reasons. I mean, I should be all over it, one way or another, as someone working in the art world, right? So, I guess
Read More »Lenore Is A Sociopath & I Love Her
So. There’s this little girl. She’s a little weird. She may be undead. And she is an adorable sociopath who has made her way into my heart. Her name is Lenore and I have
Read More »Face Off S3: It’s Here & It’s Bigger Than Ever
I can’t tell you how many angry emails, messages and texts I received after missing Season 3’s opening episode and failing to write about it here on The Junkyard first thing Wednesday morning I
Read More »The Googleheim Institute: Sylvester Stallone
Welcome back to our new series, The Googleheim Institute! In which our friend the Red Beard Rambler takes a crack at professional art critiquing – based solely on 20-minute Google Image Searches and without
Read More »Personal Hero Pushes Netflix Instant Stream To The Brink: Watches Shocking Amount of Bad Movies
Writer, film maker and obvious film lover Mark Malkoff has done something remarkable: he challenged his ass muscles and streaming capacity of Netflix with a 30-day marathon. So how many movies did he watch?
Read More »Review: The Art of Luke Chueh: Bearing the Unbearable
With the Summer 2012 release of the anticipated book The Art of Luke Chueh: Bearing the Unbearable (Titan), coffee tables just got a lot more interesting
Read More »Your New Favorite Word: Chamberlain (a Review of The Guggenheim Exhibiton)
I am here today to teach you a word recently redefined this past weekend: Chamberlain – Cham.ber.lain 1. Good intentions gone bad. 2. The physical and psychological mess that accompanies a long night of
Read More »Celluloid Junkie: John Carter
So, as a lady who did not grow up with comic books or read much sci-fi, I can say that I was not all that interested in the latest Disney release John Carter. The
Read More »Face Off S2: Finale Ultimate Dance Off
It’s the finale! And this is an absolute dream-team facing off at the end: Rayce, RJ & Ian. Three of the best artists of the competition, and three people that actually seem like decent,
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