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FaceOff S3: Pirate’s Booty

FaceOff S3: Pirate’s Booty

junkyardarts September 1, 2012 Comments Off on FaceOff S3: Pirate’s Booty

I love pirates. Not just because Johnny Depp was a hunky one, or that they are a ‘thing’, I’ve just always loved the ocean, and getting drunk and rowdy. That and hanging out in

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Some Words Of Advice to The Women of Gallery Girls

Some Words Of Advice to The Women of Gallery Girls

junkyardarts August 30, 2012 Comments Off on Some Words Of Advice to The Women of Gallery Girls

I’ve been mum on Gallery Girls for a number of reasons.  I mean, I should be all over it, one way or another, as someone working in the art world, right?  So, I guess

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Lenore Is A Sociopath & I Love Her

Lenore Is A Sociopath & I Love Her

junkyardarts August 27, 2012 Comments Off on Lenore Is A Sociopath & I Love Her

So.  There’s this little girl.  She’s a little weird.  She may be undead.  And she is an adorable sociopath who has made her way into my heart. Her name is Lenore and I have

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Face Off S3: It’s Here & It’s Bigger Than Ever

Face Off S3: It’s Here & It’s Bigger Than Ever

junkyardarts August 24, 2012 Comments Off on Face Off S3: It’s Here & It’s Bigger Than Ever

I can’t tell you how many angry emails, messages and texts I received after missing Season 3’s opening episode and failing to write about it here on The Junkyard first thing Wednesday morning I

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The Googleheim Institute: Sylvester Stallone

junkyardarts June 25, 2012 Comments Off on The Googleheim Institute: Sylvester Stallone

Welcome back to our new series, The Googleheim Institute! In which our friend the Red Beard Rambler takes a crack at professional art critiquing – based solely on 20-minute Google Image Searches and without

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Personal Hero Pushes Netflix Instant Stream To The Brink: Watches Shocking Amount of Bad Movies

Personal Hero Pushes Netflix Instant Stream To The Brink: Watches Shocking Amount of Bad Movies

junkyardarts June 6, 2012 Comments Off on Personal Hero Pushes Netflix Instant Stream To The Brink: Watches Shocking Amount of Bad Movies

Writer, film maker and obvious film lover Mark Malkoff has done something remarkable: he challenged his ass muscles and streaming capacity of Netflix with a 30-day marathon. So how many movies did he watch? 

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Review: The Art of Luke Chueh: Bearing the Unbearable

junkyardarts June 4, 2012 1

With the Summer 2012 release of the anticipated book The Art of Luke Chueh: Bearing the Unbearable (Titan), coffee tables just got a lot more interesting

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Your New Favorite Word: Chamberlain (a Review of The Guggenheim Exhibiton)

brian April 30, 2012 Comments Off on Your New Favorite Word: Chamberlain (a Review of The Guggenheim Exhibiton)

I am here today to teach you a word recently redefined this past weekend: Chamberlain – Cham.ber.lain 1. Good intentions gone bad. 2. The physical and psychological mess that accompanies a long night of

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Celluloid Junkie: John Carter

Celluloid Junkie: John Carter

junkyardarts March 23, 2012 2

So, as a lady who did not grow up with comic books or read much sci-fi, I can say that I was not all that interested in the latest Disney release John Carter. The

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Face Off S2: Finale Ultimate Dance Off

Face Off S2: Finale Ultimate Dance Off

junkyardarts March 15, 2012 Comments Off on Face Off S2: Finale Ultimate Dance Off

It’s the finale!  And this is an absolute dream-team facing off at the end: Rayce, RJ & Ian.  Three of the best artists of the competition, and three people that actually seem like decent,

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