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Expendables Franchise Scouring Every Action Film for Fresh Meat

Expendables Franchise Scouring Every Action Film for Fresh Meat

junkyardarts August 16, 2012 Comments Off on Expendables Franchise Scouring Every Action Film for Fresh Meat

Expendables II is coming to theatres in a matter of days, and my pants are barely staying up!  I mean to start we have my future ex-husband, Sly Stallone? Jason Statham? Terry Crews? Dolf?! 

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The Googleheim Institute: Sylvester Stallone

junkyardarts June 25, 2012 Comments Off on The Googleheim Institute: Sylvester Stallone

Welcome back to our new series, The Googleheim Institute! In which our friend the Red Beard Rambler takes a crack at professional art critiquing – based solely on 20-minute Google Image Searches and without

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Trailer Park: Ring In The New Year w/ This Man-Meat Parade – Expendables 2

Trailer Park: Ring In The New Year w/ This Man-Meat Parade – Expendables 2

junkyardarts December 29, 2011 Comments Off on Trailer Park: Ring In The New Year w/ This Man-Meat Parade – Expendables 2

Ho-Lee-Shit. We knew that The Expendables was awesomely, explodingly, beefcakey enough to merit a second version, and here it is.  And with even more beef! Check the roster kids – this shit is going

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November Special: In Defense Of Bad Movies

November Special: In Defense Of Bad Movies

junkyardarts November 1, 2011 2

Hello.  My name is Lauren, and I love bad movies

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Philly Experience Part 1: Cheesesteak, Science and The 4th Floor

junkyardarts April 23, 2011 Comments Off on Philly Experience Part 1: Cheesesteak, Science and The 4th Floor

Oh Philadelphia!  How I studied you for so long while researching my thesis on public art.  How I longed for a taste of the famous Philly cheesesteak.  And how I counted the days til

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Sexy Sly Stallone Is More Than Just Eye Candy, Ladies. He’s an ARTIST.

junkyardarts February 25, 2011 Comments Off on Sexy Sly Stallone Is More Than Just Eye Candy, Ladies. He’s an ARTIST.

Those rippling guns and hurtin’ bombs are good for more than pounding in Russian faces and foot massages by the fire – he’s actually a well collected and very successful contemporary artist.  And he’s

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