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Expendables Franchise Scouring Every Action Film for Fresh Meat

Expendables Franchise Scouring Every Action Film for Fresh Meat

junkyardarts August 16, 2012 0

Expendables II is coming to theatres in a matter of days, and my pants are barely staying up!  I mean to start we have my future ex-husband, Sly Stallone? Jason Statham? Terry Crews? Dolf?! 

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The Googleheim Institute: Sylvester Stallone

junkyardarts June 25, 2012 0

Welcome back to our new series, The Googleheim Institute! In which our friend the Red Beard Rambler takes a crack at professional art critiquing – based solely on 20-minute Google Image Searches and without

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Trailer Park: Ring In The New Year w/ This Man-Meat Parade – Expendables 2

Trailer Park: Ring In The New Year w/ This Man-Meat Parade – Expendables 2

junkyardarts December 29, 2011 0

Ho-Lee-Shit. We knew that The Expendables was awesomely, explodingly, beefcakey enough to merit a second version, and here it is.  And with even more beef! Check the roster kids – this shit is going

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November Special: In Defense Of Bad Movies

November Special: In Defense Of Bad Movies

junkyardarts November 1, 2011 2

Hello.  My name is Lauren, and I love bad movies

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Philly Experience Part 1: Cheesesteak, Science and The 4th Floor

junkyardarts April 23, 2011 0

Oh Philadelphia!  How I studied you for so long while researching my thesis on public art.  How I longed for a taste of the famous Philly cheesesteak.  And how I counted the days til

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Sexy Sly Stallone Is More Than Just Eye Candy, Ladies. He’s an ARTIST.

junkyardarts February 25, 2011 0

Those rippling guns and hurtin’ bombs are good for more than pounding in Russian faces and foot massages by the fire – he’s actually a well collected and very successful contemporary artist.  And he’s

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