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How To Alienate Everyone: Naked Cripple Dancing

How To Alienate Everyone: Naked Cripple Dancing

junkyardarts September 18, 2012 2

I just can’t even with this

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This Is Not Art: It’s A Rock

This Is Not Art: It’s A Rock

junkyardarts June 27, 2012 Comments Off on This Is Not Art: It’s A Rock

Guys. I’m sorry.  I really am.  I know a lot of people are excited about this and all.  And Michael Heizer’s previous work has been, on occasion, really interesting and neat. But this?  Levitated

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The Googleheim Institute Presents: Kazimir Malevich

The Googleheim Institute Presents: Kazimir Malevich

Red Beard Rambler May 8, 2012 Comments Off on The Googleheim Institute Presents: Kazimir Malevich

Welcome to our new series, The Googleheim Institute! In which our friend the Red Beard Rambler takes a crack at professional art critiquing – based solely on 20-minute Google Image Searches and without any

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Children’s Online Library Accidentally Proves Graphic, Hilarious, Gross

Children’s Online Library Accidentally Proves Graphic, Hilarious, Gross

junkyardarts April 19, 2012 Comments Off on Children’s Online Library Accidentally Proves Graphic, Hilarious, Gross

Ahh, the library.  It’s a wonderful place where imaginations run wild!  And a Tampa Bay school system is trying to bring the library to it’s students through a virtual library called myOn, in which

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God Bless America : A Movie After My Own Heart

God Bless America : A Movie After My Own Heart

junkyardarts February 13, 2012 Comments Off on God Bless America : A Movie After My Own Heart

Apparently Bobcat Goldthwait is a director. And apparently he has made a film that speaks so directly to my heart, I can nary believe another film could do it the way Idiocracy did. And

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10-Word Movie Review: Girl with the Dragon Tattoo

10-Word Movie Review: Girl with the Dragon Tattoo

junkyardarts January 2, 2012 Comments Off on 10-Word Movie Review: Girl with the Dragon Tattoo

  “acting’s terrific – it’s ruined by the ass-numbing length, unfulfilling story&#

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Work of Art: Pop Goes th..OohSomeoneTookTheirClothesOff!

junkyardarts October 27, 2011 1

Someone’s a big fan of Warhol, hormones are raging and a complete lack of vision and historical reference make me want to freak the eff out on this episode of Work of Art! Ooh

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This Is Not Art

junkyardarts March 19, 2011 1

Welome to the start of a new series I like to call This Is Not Art. As a normal person who likes looking at things, I see an awful lot of awful.  And as

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10-Word Movie Review: Devil

junkyardarts February 5, 2011 Comments Off on 10-Word Movie Review: Devil

“Alfred Hitchcock and SAW mated, and this is the abomination“ YouTube

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Slow ArtNews Day? Why Not Protest Something Months After the Fact!

junkyardarts January 31, 2011 Comments Off on Slow ArtNews Day? Why Not Protest Something Months After the Fact!

When people are still talking about this– the David Wojnarowicz video that was removed from the Smithsonian due to pressure from culture warriors the end of November.  By the way,  Hirshborn Trustees – you

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