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How To Alienate Everyone: Naked Cripple Dancing

How To Alienate Everyone: Naked Cripple Dancing

junkyardarts September 18, 2012 2

I just can’t even with this

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This Is Not Art: It’s A Rock

This Is Not Art: It’s A Rock

junkyardarts June 27, 2012 0

Guys. I’m sorry.  I really am.  I know a lot of people are excited about this and all.  And Michael Heizer’s previous work has been, on occasion, really interesting and neat. But this?  Levitated

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The Googleheim Institute Presents: Kazimir Malevich

The Googleheim Institute Presents: Kazimir Malevich

Red Beard Rambler May 8, 2012 0

Welcome to our new series, The Googleheim Institute! In which our friend the Red Beard Rambler takes a crack at professional art critiquing – based solely on 20-minute Google Image Searches and without any

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Children’s Online Library Accidentally Proves Graphic, Hilarious, Gross

Children’s Online Library Accidentally Proves Graphic, Hilarious, Gross

junkyardarts April 19, 2012 0

Ahh, the library.  It’s a wonderful place where imaginations run wild!  And a Tampa Bay school system is trying to bring the library to it’s students through a virtual library called myOn, in which

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God Bless America : A Movie After My Own Heart

God Bless America : A Movie After My Own Heart

junkyardarts February 13, 2012 0

Apparently Bobcat Goldthwait is a director. And apparently he has made a film that speaks so directly to my heart, I can nary believe another film could do it the way Idiocracy did. And

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10-Word Movie Review: Girl with the Dragon Tattoo

10-Word Movie Review: Girl with the Dragon Tattoo

junkyardarts January 2, 2012 0

  “acting’s terrific – it’s ruined by the ass-numbing length, unfulfilling story&#

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Work of Art: Pop Goes th..OohSomeoneTookTheirClothesOff!

junkyardarts October 27, 2011 1

Someone’s a big fan of Warhol, hormones are raging and a complete lack of vision and historical reference make me want to freak the eff out on this episode of Work of Art! Ooh

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This Is Not Art

junkyardarts March 19, 2011 1

Welome to the start of a new series I like to call This Is Not Art. As a normal person who likes looking at things, I see an awful lot of awful.  And as

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10-Word Movie Review: Devil

junkyardarts February 5, 2011 0

“Alfred Hitchcock and SAW mated, and this is the abomination“ YouTube

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Slow ArtNews Day? Why Not Protest Something Months After the Fact!

junkyardarts January 31, 2011 0

When people are still talking about this- the David Wojnarowicz video that was removed from the Smithsonian due to pressure from culture warriors the end of November.  By the way,  Hirshborn Trustees – you

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