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When Are We Going To Stop Fetishizing Marilyn Monroe?

When Are We Going To Stop Fetishizing Marilyn Monroe?

junkyardarts August 18, 2012 1

It seems like every month we find new nudie pics of Marilyn.  New postcards or letters she wrote.  Some new first-hand account of her devious behavior.  Her jealousy.  Her rising star.  Her depression… No,

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Kinetic Rain Mesmerizes, Potentially Makes You Late For Flights

Kinetic Rain Mesmerizes, Potentially Makes You Late For Flights

junkyardarts July 21, 2012 1

There are few places worse than an airport.  They are crowded, people are jerks half the time, Wi-Fi is spotty, and they are your holding pen before you get into a tiny metal flying

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This Might Be The Best Worst Artist Statement Yet

This Might Be The Best Worst Artist Statement Yet

junkyardarts July 17, 2012 Comments Off on This Might Be The Best Worst Artist Statement Yet

In this edition of Things That Drive Me Crazy, we have the ridiculous statement from Lisson Gallery for artist Jason Martin’s Behemoth. It isn’t that the work isn’t ‘good’, per se.  I actually have

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Inspritation Nation: Charlotte Caron

Inspritation Nation: Charlotte Caron

junkyardarts May 18, 2012 Comments Off on Inspritation Nation: Charlotte Caron

Guh.  Love.  I just love this series. French artist Charlotte Caron, as best I can transcribe from my high-school French lessons, talks about this series as examining the duality of the subject and the

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Boobs in Art: Classic Cans

Boobs in Art: Classic Cans

junkyardarts May 16, 2012 Comments Off on Boobs in Art: Classic Cans

Welcome back to Boobs In Art! Our super classy new Junkyard Original Series, where we source famous works of art that feature fantastic racks. Objectification was never so cultured! Can you identify these Boobs in

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Adventures in Art: The Hunt for Alec Baldwin

Adventures in Art: The Hunt for Alec Baldwin

junkyardarts May 12, 2012 Comments Off on Adventures in Art: The Hunt for Alec Baldwin

True Story. Back in my college days circa 2003-ish, I managed to get an all-access press pass to the Savannah Film Festival. By bald-faced, straight-up lying.  My mother would be ashamed…and at the time,

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The Googleheim Institute Presents: Kazimir Malevich

The Googleheim Institute Presents: Kazimir Malevich

Red Beard Rambler May 8, 2012 Comments Off on The Googleheim Institute Presents: Kazimir Malevich

Welcome to our new series, The Googleheim Institute! In which our friend the Red Beard Rambler takes a crack at professional art critiquing – based solely on 20-minute Google Image Searches and without any

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Adventures in Art: Black Tie Black Out

Adventures in Art: Black Tie Black Out

junkyardarts April 26, 2012 1

True Story*. About a year ago, I was invited by my boss and friend, Leigh, to attend a black tie gala with her and two other friends.  The event: Oscar night! Naturally, I was

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Courtney Stodden: Harbinger of Love’s Search for Sexxxy Veggies

Courtney Stodden: Harbinger of Love’s Search for Sexxxy Veggies

junkyardarts April 24, 2012 Comments Off on Courtney Stodden: Harbinger of Love’s Search for Sexxxy Veggies

My love for Courtney Stodden known no bounds. I love her hooker shoes. I love her fantastic clear bra straps. I love her frosted lips & freshly baked & out of the oven tan.

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Boobs In Art: Fauvist Funbags

Boobs In Art: Fauvist Funbags

junkyardarts April 9, 2012 Comments Off on Boobs In Art: Fauvist Funbags

Can you identify these Boobs In Art? Boobs In Art is a super classy new Junkyard Original Series, where we source famous works of art that feature fantastic racks.  Objectification was never so cultured!

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