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Face Off S2: The Dinoplasty of My Dreams

Face Off S2: The Dinoplasty of My Dreams

junkyardarts March 8, 2012 Comments Off on Face Off S2: The Dinoplasty of My Dreams

Ohmygod OHMAHGAWD it’s DINOSAUR TIME. We have a problem: Sue and I apparently have the same favorite museum  – of the Natural History variety.  How can I rail on her now?! “I want to

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Face Off S2: It’s Tim Burton-esque Time

junkyardarts March 1, 2012 1

It’s a Tim Burton Challenge – which means it’s an awesome challenge.  Which means I am expecting excellence from the remaining contestants.  While Tim’s films of late have not been, shall I say, up

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Face Off S2: Out Of This World Aliens

Face Off S2: Out Of This World Aliens

junkyardarts February 23, 2012 Comments Off on Face Off S2: Out Of This World Aliens

Are you effing kidding me?  It’s ALIEN time, and LeVar effing Burton is a guest judge.  I can’t even. As RJ said, “these are not phone home aliens. These are eat your face aliens”.

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Face Off S2: Your Mouth Sure is Pretty (& Dangerous)

Face Off S2: Your Mouth Sure is Pretty (& Dangerous)

junkyardarts February 9, 2012 Comments Off on Face Off S2: Your Mouth Sure is Pretty (& Dangerous)

“You know I’ll always be here for you as long as I’m here” Ahh, reality show friendships are the stuff of legend, aren’t they

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Face Off S2: Rock Your Body in Your Birthday Suit

Face Off S2: Rock Your Body in Your Birthday Suit

junkyardarts January 26, 2012 Comments Off on Face Off S2: Rock Your Body in Your Birthday Suit

Welcome back!  This episode we have a quickfire, some bullshit, some nips, some peen… Yes, it’s time for the Face Off Body Paint challenge.  I know you guys have been waiting all year for

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Face Off S2: Underwater Amalgamations

Face Off S2: Underwater Amalgamations

junkyardarts January 19, 2012 Comments Off on Face Off S2: Underwater Amalgamations

We start off our second episode with some real trash talk – exactly how I like it.  And this challenge is going to be a doozy: teams of two must create a sea monster

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Face Off S2: The Lion, The Witch & The MakeUp Artist

Face Off S2: The Lion, The Witch & The MakeUp Artist

junkyardarts January 12, 2012 Comments Off on Face Off S2: The Lion, The Witch & The MakeUp Artist

Are you ready? Because I’m effin’ ready for season two of the best reality show on TV.  This time around on FaceOff we’ve got 14 contestants, 7 women and 7 men, and what looks

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Face Off: Twisted Tales – It’s All Over

Face Off: Twisted Tales – It’s All Over

junkyardarts March 17, 2011 6

This is it.  The end of a super fun season filled with wolf-t’s, assholes, leather vests, “celebrities”, silicone and lots of make-up. Kind of sounds like we’ve been a part of a sequel to Showgirls or

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Face Off: Hiding in Plain Sight

Face Off: Hiding in Plain Sight

junkyardarts March 10, 2011 4

This episode, our erstwhile contestants will need to disguise themselves…already we have some notable-quotables such as “Im totally going to be disgusting…and snorty…and snot” “My mom hates bitches” and “I’m going to disguise myself

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Face Off: Zombies, the Walking Dead and Nightcrawlers

Face Off: Zombies, the Walking Dead and Nightcrawlers

junkyardarts March 2, 2011 2

We’ve got a zombie hooker in the house, and they blurred out her clay nipples, a blood-splattering quick fire challenge, and Tate continues to go sleeveless and adds a Brett Michaels bandana to his

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