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When Are We Going To Stop Fetishizing Marilyn Monroe?

When Are We Going To Stop Fetishizing Marilyn Monroe?

junkyardarts August 18, 2012 1

It seems like every month we find new nudie pics of Marilyn.  New postcards or letters she wrote.  Some new first-hand account of her devious behavior.  Her jealousy.  Her rising star.  Her depression… No,

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Expendables Franchise Scouring Every Action Film for Fresh Meat

Expendables Franchise Scouring Every Action Film for Fresh Meat

junkyardarts August 16, 2012 Comments Off on Expendables Franchise Scouring Every Action Film for Fresh Meat

Expendables II is coming to theatres in a matter of days, and my pants are barely staying up!  I mean to start we have my future ex-husband, Sly Stallone? Jason Statham? Terry Crews? Dolf?! 

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Avengers II: Some Actors Aren’t Famous Enough To Play, Scar Jo Makes 20Mil

Avengers II: Some Actors Aren’t Famous Enough To Play, Scar Jo Makes 20Mil

junkyardarts July 11, 2012 Comments Off on Avengers II: Some Actors Aren’t Famous Enough To Play, Scar Jo Makes 20Mil

In light of the mega-success that was The Avengers, it was expected that the actors involved would hit a major payday for their participation in the second iteration. But what about the new characters

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Nigella Lawson One-Ups Anthony Bourdain – Eats Fetus & Loves It

Nigella Lawson One-Ups Anthony Bourdain – Eats Fetus & Loves It

junkyardarts June 11, 2012 2

In a game of who-ate-the-grossest-thing-ever, a normal circle of friends would be disturbing enough. But Rocky Mountain Oysters have got nothing on the food-abortion Nigella put in her mouth. Literally. Actually literally.  Not facetiously

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Personal Hero Pushes Netflix Instant Stream To The Brink: Watches Shocking Amount of Bad Movies

Personal Hero Pushes Netflix Instant Stream To The Brink: Watches Shocking Amount of Bad Movies

junkyardarts June 6, 2012 Comments Off on Personal Hero Pushes Netflix Instant Stream To The Brink: Watches Shocking Amount of Bad Movies

Writer, film maker and obvious film lover Mark Malkoff has done something remarkable: he challenged his ass muscles and streaming capacity of Netflix with a 30-day marathon. So how many movies did he watch? 

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Adventures in Art: The Hunt for Alec Baldwin

Adventures in Art: The Hunt for Alec Baldwin

junkyardarts May 12, 2012 Comments Off on Adventures in Art: The Hunt for Alec Baldwin

True Story. Back in my college days circa 2003-ish, I managed to get an all-access press pass to the Savannah Film Festival. By bald-faced, straight-up lying.  My mother would be ashamed…and at the time,

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News To Me: Game of Thrones Fan Favorite Was Once A Simon Cowell-Backed Popstar

News To Me: Game of Thrones Fan Favorite Was Once A Simon Cowell-Backed Popstar

junkyardarts April 28, 2012 Comments Off on News To Me: Game of Thrones Fan Favorite Was Once A Simon Cowell-Backed Popstar

Well.  This comes as a surprise! Apparently before he became one of everyone’s favorite characters on HBO’s Game of Thrones, the sword-weilding, grungy sass-talking murderer Bronn, actor Jerome Flynn was a pop singer. In

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Courtney Stodden: Harbinger of Love’s Search for Sexxxy Veggies

Courtney Stodden: Harbinger of Love’s Search for Sexxxy Veggies

junkyardarts April 24, 2012 Comments Off on Courtney Stodden: Harbinger of Love’s Search for Sexxxy Veggies

My love for Courtney Stodden known no bounds. I love her hooker shoes. I love her fantastic clear bra straps. I love her frosted lips & freshly baked & out of the oven tan.

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Steve Martin Set To Score ‘As You Like It’ in NYC this Summer

Steve Martin Set To Score ‘As You Like It’ in NYC this Summer

junkyardarts March 25, 2012 Comments Off on Steve Martin Set To Score ‘As You Like It’ in NYC this Summer

Here’s Steve Martin tearing up some bluegrass and taking on a job that pretty much carves my trip to NYC this summer in stone. Let’s just say, something fantastic this way comes&#

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Lana Del Rey ‘Blue Jeans’ Video…Actually Good?

Lana Del Rey ‘Blue Jeans’ Video…Actually Good?

junkyardarts March 21, 2012 Comments Off on Lana Del Rey ‘Blue Jeans’ Video…Actually Good?

Well shit.  It’s really easy to hate on someone when their public performances are awful, their interviews are stunningly inane with a hint of an overinflated sense of importance.  Add to that a millionaire

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