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When Are We Going To Stop Fetishizing Marilyn Monroe?

When Are We Going To Stop Fetishizing Marilyn Monroe?

junkyardarts August 18, 2012 1

It seems like every month we find new nudie pics of Marilyn.  New postcards or letters she wrote.  Some new first-hand account of her devious behavior.  Her jealousy.  Her rising star.  Her depression… No,

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Expendables Franchise Scouring Every Action Film for Fresh Meat

Expendables Franchise Scouring Every Action Film for Fresh Meat

junkyardarts August 16, 2012 0

Expendables II is coming to theatres in a matter of days, and my pants are barely staying up!  I mean to start we have my future ex-husband, Sly Stallone? Jason Statham? Terry Crews? Dolf?! 

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Avengers II: Some Actors Aren’t Famous Enough To Play, Scar Jo Makes 20Mil

Avengers II: Some Actors Aren’t Famous Enough To Play, Scar Jo Makes 20Mil

junkyardarts July 11, 2012 0

In light of the mega-success that was The Avengers, it was expected that the actors involved would hit a major payday for their participation in the second iteration. But what about the new characters

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Nigella Lawson One-Ups Anthony Bourdain – Eats Fetus & Loves It

Nigella Lawson One-Ups Anthony Bourdain – Eats Fetus & Loves It

junkyardarts June 11, 2012 2

In a game of who-ate-the-grossest-thing-ever, a normal circle of friends would be disturbing enough. But Rocky Mountain Oysters have got nothing on the food-abortion Nigella put in her mouth. Literally. Actually literally.  Not facetiously

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Personal Hero Pushes Netflix Instant Stream To The Brink: Watches Shocking Amount of Bad Movies

Personal Hero Pushes Netflix Instant Stream To The Brink: Watches Shocking Amount of Bad Movies

junkyardarts June 6, 2012 0

Writer, film maker and obvious film lover Mark Malkoff has done something remarkable: he challenged his ass muscles and streaming capacity of Netflix with a 30-day marathon. So how many movies did he watch? 

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Adventures in Art: The Hunt for Alec Baldwin

Adventures in Art: The Hunt for Alec Baldwin

junkyardarts May 12, 2012 0

True Story. Back in my college days circa 2003-ish, I managed to get an all-access press pass to the Savannah Film Festival. By bald-faced, straight-up lying.  My mother would be ashamed…and at the time,

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News To Me: Game of Thrones Fan Favorite Was Once A Simon Cowell-Backed Popstar

News To Me: Game of Thrones Fan Favorite Was Once A Simon Cowell-Backed Popstar

junkyardarts April 28, 2012 0

Well.  This comes as a surprise! Apparently before he became one of everyone’s favorite characters on HBO’s Game of Thrones, the sword-weilding, grungy sass-talking murderer Bronn, actor Jerome Flynn was a pop singer. In

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Courtney Stodden: Harbinger of Love’s Search for Sexxxy Veggies

Courtney Stodden: Harbinger of Love’s Search for Sexxxy Veggies

junkyardarts April 24, 2012 0

My love for Courtney Stodden known no bounds. I love her hooker shoes. I love her fantastic clear bra straps. I love her frosted lips & freshly baked & out of the oven tan.

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Steve Martin Set To Score ‘As You Like It’ in NYC this Summer

Steve Martin Set To Score ‘As You Like It’ in NYC this Summer

junkyardarts March 25, 2012 0

Here’s Steve Martin tearing up some bluegrass and taking on a job that pretty much carves my trip to NYC this summer in stone. Let’s just say, something fantastic this way comes&#

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Lana Del Rey ‘Blue Jeans’ Video…Actually Good?

Lana Del Rey ‘Blue Jeans’ Video…Actually Good?

junkyardarts March 21, 2012 0

Well shit.  It’s really easy to hate on someone when their public performances are awful, their interviews are stunningly inane with a hint of an overinflated sense of importance.  Add to that a millionaire

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