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No One Cares About ‘Art’ films, Lindsay Lohan

junkyardarts May 28, 2011 Comments Off on No One Cares About ‘Art’ films, Lindsay Lohan

Ok, ok. I get it.  Lindsay is beautiful.  She has rockin’ tits.  She has a hold on our collective heartstrings because we remember her in The Parent Trap and think “god, remember when she

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10-Word Movie Review: Thor

junkyardarts May 25, 2011 Comments Off on 10-Word Movie Review: Thor

        “It’s official.  Kenneth Branagh ruins everything that I hold dear.&#

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10-Word Movie Review: SuckerPunch

junkyardarts April 10, 2011 Comments Off on 10-Word Movie Review: SuckerPunch

“inception meets your cosplay fantasies. not gonna lie: liked it” SuckerPunch

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Get Bloody at the Strand Theatre with Sweeney Todd

junkyardarts April 2, 2011 Comments Off on Get Bloody at the Strand Theatre with Sweeney Todd

Got some stuff to do next week? Planning anything big? Heading out for an art adventure? Well, get a trim before you come to the Strand Theatre on April 7-9th kids, Sweeney Todd: The

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Face Off: Twisted Tales – It’s All Over

Face Off: Twisted Tales – It’s All Over

junkyardarts March 17, 2011 6

This is it.  The end of a super fun season filled with wolf-t’s, assholes, leather vests, “celebrities”, silicone and lots of make-up. Kind of sounds like we’ve been a part of a sequel to Showgirls or

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Grandma Wears Hot Pants for Equal Pay, Is More Badass Than You

junkyardarts March 4, 2011 Comments Off on Grandma Wears Hot Pants for Equal Pay, Is More Badass Than You

Something I can always get behind: bad ass old ladies and getting what I (and all us ladiez) deserve.  In this remake of Benny Benassi’s Satisfaction, we get both!  A hilarious take on the

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Celluloid Junkie: Black Swan

junkyardarts December 10, 2010 Comments Off on Celluloid Junkie: Black Swan

It’s not easy for me to say this, partially because I pride myself on just never being wrong (heh), but hot damn is Black Swan not the next Showgirls.  In fact, it’s not the

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George Lucas Ruins Everything, Including Dead People.

junkyardarts December 7, 2010 Comments Off on George Lucas Ruins Everything, Including Dead People.

No, really.  He ruins everything. Star Wars, 1-3? check. Jabba the Hutt reimagined? check Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of Crystal Disappointment?   check. And there is rumor that Lucas had moved on from our

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10-Word Movie Review: Avatar

junkyardarts December 4, 2010 Comments Off on 10-Word Movie Review: Avatar

Celluloid Junkie Winner Jason Vernon: “I never saw ‘Avatar’ but I heard it sucked shit” A Day at the Movies

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10-Word Movie Review: Burlesque

junkyardarts November 29, 2010 Comments Off on 10-Word Movie Review: Burlesque

Everything Showgirls and Coyote-Ugly Wanted to Be, with more Cher

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