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Christmas Takes A Dark Turn With These Movies
As you may know, The Junkyard has been teaming up with Watch It Stream (the best darn streaming site out there) working on some curated movie lists. For the holiday season I’ve decided to
Read More »Step Up: Art School Edition
It’s summertime, so it must mean another Step Up movie is here. But this one is different. Mostly just because there are different people in it, but also because it’s about
Read More »Dreams Come True: Spice Girls To Perform At London Olympics Closing Ceremony
Break out the Union Jack thigh-high platform boots and hot pants, kiddos: UK National Treasure The Spice Girls will be performing at the Closing Ceremonies of the 2012 London Olympics! My teenage 1996 heart
Read More »10-Word Movie Review: Magic Mike
The problem is, it makes you see strippers as people. BONUS REVIEW: I’m having really conflicting feelings about this movie. On one hand, I went to see the monkeys dance and I got
Read More »Hollywood May or May Not Ruin My Night’s Sleep Again: Remaking ‘It’
So Hollywood is set to remake a classic movie. Again. Will they ruin It? Will I once again be terrified of man holes, sewers, tv’s, dark rooms, shower drains, and yes, clowns? Will Pennywise
Read More »Personal Hero Pushes Netflix Instant Stream To The Brink: Watches Shocking Amount of Bad Movies
Writer, film maker and obvious film lover Mark Malkoff has done something remarkable: he challenged his ass muscles and streaming capacity of Netflix with a 30-day marathon. So how many movies did he watch?
Read More »Jackie Chan Ending Action Movie Career, Let’s Take A Look At His Oeuvre
Jackie Chan announced this weekend at the Cannes Film Fest that he is bowing out of action films, with his latest film, Chinese Zodiac. His career has been long, storied and often fairly bizarre.
Read More »Thomas Kinkade & Andy Warhol: Kings of Kitch
Upon the recent death of the man, the boozehound, the Painter of Light, Thomas Kinkade, there have been a lot of arguments over the validity of his craft. Everyone seems to be reliving this
Read More »Face Off S2: It’s Tim Burton-esque Time
It’s a Tim Burton Challenge – which means it’s an awesome challenge. Which means I am expecting excellence from the remaining contestants. While Tim’s films of late have not been, shall I say, up
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