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Lifetime’s House of Versace Is Inspired

Lifetime’s House of Versace Is Inspired

junkyardarts October 4, 2013 0

Sweet baby Yeezus, the anticipation for Lifetime’s House of Versace only grows with the new clips and trailers.  Not only do we get even more of the glorious Gina Gershon, but we get her

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Christmas Takes A Dark Turn With These Movies

Christmas Takes A Dark Turn With These Movies

junkyardarts December 26, 2012 0

As you may know, The Junkyard has been teaming up with Watch It Stream (the best darn streaming site out there) working on some curated movie lists. For the holiday season I’ve decided to

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How To Alienate Everyone: Naked Cripple Dancing

How To Alienate Everyone: Naked Cripple Dancing

junkyardarts September 18, 2012 2

I just can’t even with this

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Step Up: Art School Edition

Step Up: Art School Edition

junkyardarts July 27, 2012 1

It’s summertime, so it must mean another Step Up movie is here.  But this one is different. Mostly just because there are different people in it, but also because it’s about

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Dreams Come True: Spice Girls To Perform At London Olympics Closing Ceremony

junkyardarts July 25, 2012 0

Break out the Union Jack thigh-high platform boots and hot pants, kiddos: UK National Treasure The Spice Girls will be performing at the Closing Ceremonies of the 2012 London Olympics! My teenage 1996 heart

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10-Word Movie Review: Magic Mike

10-Word Movie Review: Magic Mike

junkyardarts June 30, 2012 0

  The problem is, it makes you see strippers as people. BONUS REVIEW: I’m having really conflicting feelings about this movie. On one hand, I went to see the monkeys dance and I got

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Hollywood May or May Not Ruin My Night’s Sleep Again: Remaking ‘It’

Hollywood May or May Not Ruin My Night’s Sleep Again: Remaking ‘It’

junkyardarts June 19, 2012 1

So Hollywood is set to remake a classic movie.  Again. Will they ruin It? Will I once again be terrified of man holes, sewers, tv’s, dark rooms, shower drains, and yes, clowns? Will Pennywise

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Personal Hero Pushes Netflix Instant Stream To The Brink: Watches Shocking Amount of Bad Movies

Personal Hero Pushes Netflix Instant Stream To The Brink: Watches Shocking Amount of Bad Movies

junkyardarts June 6, 2012 0

Writer, film maker and obvious film lover Mark Malkoff has done something remarkable: he challenged his ass muscles and streaming capacity of Netflix with a 30-day marathon. So how many movies did he watch? 

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Jackie Chan Ending Action Movie Career, Let’s Take A Look At His Oeuvre

Jackie Chan Ending Action Movie Career, Let’s Take A Look At His Oeuvre

junkyardarts May 22, 2012 0

Jackie Chan announced this weekend at the Cannes Film Fest that he is bowing out of action films, with his latest film, Chinese Zodiac. His career has been long, storied and often fairly bizarre. 

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Thomas Kinkade & Andy Warhol: Kings of Kitch

Thomas Kinkade & Andy Warhol: Kings of Kitch

junkyardarts April 21, 2012 0

Upon the recent death of the man, the boozehound, the Painter of Light, Thomas Kinkade, there have been a lot of arguments over the validity of his craft. Everyone seems to be reliving this

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