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Inspiration Nation: A Taste-Vigilante For Us All

junkyardarts August 16, 2011 2

Ever go into a shop and realized that everything they carry goes against your personal belief system?  Find products stocked that so deeply offend your sensibilities you are frozen in shame to be amongst

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Missouri School District Bans Slaughterhouse 5, Tralfamado­rians Understandably Upset

junkyardarts August 1, 2011 2

So, the school board of Republic, MO, made up of 4 adults of marginal intelligence, have brilliantly decided to ban Kurt Vonnegut’s “Slaughterhouse 5” and Sarah Ockler’s “Twenty Boy Summer” from the high school reading curriculum

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Man Steals Picasso in San Fran by Walking it Down Street Under Arm

junkyardarts July 7, 2011 Comments Off on Man Steals Picasso in San Fran by Walking it Down Street Under Arm

Ok. I’m not sure what’s more embarrassing here.  That this dude was able to saunter his way into the Weinstein Gallery near Union Square and walk out with a framed Picasso without anyone so much as lifting

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‘That’s Vaginal’ is the BEST Thing I’ve Seen All Year

junkyardarts June 25, 2011 Comments Off on ‘That’s Vaginal’ is the BEST Thing I’ve Seen All Year

Are you ready to watch the best thing you will see all year?  Because it’s about to happen: Meet Carlton – gazillionaire kitty with a penchant for fine ties, cigars and vaginas.  He’s here

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HBO: Employee Retention Program Strong As Ever!

junkyardarts June 14, 2011 Comments Off on HBO: Employee Retention Program Strong As Ever!

Anyone who’s got HBO or Netflix knows of the sturdy and reliable employee retention program that the Box Office has retained over the past decade.  With so many shows and such a dearth of

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Smug Bastards of the MFA – D-Bags at the Party Edition

junkyardarts May 15, 2011 1

During a recent trip to the Boston Museum of Fine Arts I realized that there was a strange feeling in the air.  Like something was emanating from the walls, a certain kind of Revolutionary…smug. Strange, I

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Symbols in Mona Lisa’s Eyes Lead Me to Believe Duchamp is on the Prowl

junkyardarts December 13, 2010 Comments Off on Symbols in Mona Lisa’s Eyes Lead Me to Believe Duchamp is on the Prowl

An interesting discovery has been made concerning the Mona Lisa and her origins, and possible identity. But is it a mystery? Or did our Dada Master Marcel Duchamp reveal something about the Mona Lisa

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