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Dreams Come True: Spice Girls To Perform At London Olympics Closing Ceremony

junkyardarts July 25, 2012 0

Break out the Union Jack thigh-high platform boots and hot pants, kiddos: UK National Treasure The Spice Girls will be performing at the Closing Ceremonies of the 2012 London Olympics! My teenage 1996 heart

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The Googleheim Institute Presents: Terry Richardson

The Googleheim Institute Presents: Terry Richardson

junkyardarts May 30, 2012 0

Welcome back to our new series, The Googleheim Institute! In which our friend the Red Beard Rambler takes a crack at professional art critiquing – based solely on 20-minute Google Image Searches and without

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Adventures in Art: Black Tie Black Out

Adventures in Art: Black Tie Black Out

junkyardarts April 26, 2012 1

True Story*. About a year ago, I was invited by my boss and friend, Leigh, to attend a black tie gala with her and two other friends.  The event: Oscar night! Naturally, I was

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Boobs In Art: Fauvist Funbags

Boobs In Art: Fauvist Funbags

junkyardarts April 9, 2012 0

Can you identify these Boobs In Art? Boobs In Art is a super classy new Junkyard Original Series, where we source famous works of art that feature fantastic racks.  Objectification was never so cultured!

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Unwrapped Mummies Are Fantastic, Horrifying

junkyardarts March 5, 2012 0

Ok, so mummies are fascinating, right?  We can all agree on this.  The preservation of human remains for eternity but our ancestors and their mysterious cultures is pretty thought provoking.  Pretty exciting.  And pretty

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Boobs In Art: Reclining Rack

Boobs In Art: Reclining Rack

junkyardarts March 3, 2012 0

Can you identify these Boobs In Art? Boobs In Art is a super classy new Junkyard Original Series, where we source famous works of art that feature fantastic racks.  Objectification was never so cultured!

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New Reality TV Magazine Bring Inanity To A Whole New Level

junkyardarts November 19, 2011 0

Need more reality tv in your life?  Great news!  Kings of reality golden bullshit and publishers of National Enquirer, Star and Radar Online have created exactly what we have been waiting for all these

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Some Clues As To Where Harper Lee’s ‘To Kill A Mockingbird’ Takes Place

junkyardarts November 7, 2011 0

On November 8th, the auction of a letter to a fan written by Harper Lee gives us some clues about her historic Civil Rights novel, To Kill A Mockingbird. Where, oh where is Maycomb

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November Special: In Defense Of Bad Movies

November Special: In Defense Of Bad Movies

junkyardarts November 1, 2011 2

Hello.  My name is Lauren, and I love bad movies

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Sexxxy Math by The Guy From X-Files and his Child Bride

junkyardarts August 24, 2011 0

These special snowflakes are at it again - teasing me tenderly with their god-ordained love about a reality show to end all reality shows.

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