You’ve heard the news already about the hilariously upset person (people?) behind Renoir Sucks At Painting who are picketing the Boston MFA, so I don’t have a lot more to offer on the subject other than pointing out what I would consider the Renoir Sucks At Painting (RSAP) Instagram’s Greatest Hate Hits. Behold:
From RSAP: Look. Look at her fucking face. She’s like, “Really#Renoir? You’re just going to leave me like this? #Jaundiced and lipless with this dipshit whose chin is resting on my breast without my permission?”#renoirsucksatpainting #steamingpile#creepy
From RSAP: If you stare into the void of her dead #sharpie_eyes, you feel, as usual, nothing. But stare in the void between her hand and the spoon, keeping in mind this abomination hangs in a museum, and you start to get visions of the#archangel and the #apocalypse. And that’s not even the most unsettling part of this boneless #renoir #mutant’s #cthulhuhands. LOOK AT HER FUCKING PINKIE. Just. Look. At. It.
From RSAP: You Guys! Now we know who the snake demon mutant villain who slaughters whole families for no reason in Conan the Barbarian was based on! #RenoirSucksAtPainting #conan
And my favorite: #rosacea
From RSAP: Man Alive! This sloth #mutant dead woman only has three fingers! In this #steamingpile, the#sharpie_eyes really buttress the zombie vibes. #Renoir can easily be confused with unremarkable, #misogynistic Magic Card fan fiction. #RenoirSucksAtPainting She has first strike AND deathtouch #unstoppable
From RSAP: Either this acne-rosacea afflicted, sharpie-eyed cadaver was cut in half and sewed back together, or#RenoirSucksAtPainting! Seriously, what happened to her right arm??? #bisected#blotchy #Rosacea #sharpie
A famous artist painted this. I swear to God.
For a good time follow Renoir Sucks At Painting For my take on the MFA’s hilariously odd cast of characters in their galleries, check out my Smug Bastards At The MFA: D-Bags At The Party Edition Piece.