This Dude Really Hates Renoir

junkyardarts October 6, 2015 Comments Off on This Dude Really Hates Renoir
This Dude Really Hates Renoir

You’ve heard the news already about the hilariously upset person (people?) behind Renoir Sucks At Painting who are picketing the Boston MFA, so I don’t have a lot more to offer on the subject other than pointing out what I would consider the Renoir Sucks At Painting (RSAP) Instagram’s Greatest Hate Hits.  Behold:

renoir sucks at painting

From RSAP: Look. Look at her fucking face. She’s like, “Really#Renoir? You’re just going to leave me like this? #Jaundiced and lipless with this dipshit whose chin is resting on my breast without my permission?”#renoirsucksatpainting #steamingpile#creepy

renoir sucks at painting

From RSAP: If you stare into the void of her dead #sharpie_eyes, you feel, as usual, nothing. But stare in the void between her hand and the spoon, keeping in mind this abomination hangs in a museum, and you start to get visions of the#archangel and the #apocalypse. And that’s not even the most unsettling part of this boneless #renoir #mutant’s #cthulhuhands. LOOK AT HER FUCKING PINKIE. Just. Look. At. It. 

renoir sucks at painting

From RSAP: You Guys! Now we know who the snake demon mutant villain who slaughters whole families for no reason in Conan the Barbarian was based on! #RenoirSucksAtPainting #conan

And my favorite: #rosacea 

renoir sucks at paintingFrom RSAP: Man Alive! This sloth #mutant dead woman only has three fingers! In this #steamingpile, the#sharpie_eyes really buttress the zombie vibes. #Renoir can easily be confused with unremarkable, #misogynistic Magic Card fan fiction. #RenoirSucksAtPainting  She has first strike AND deathtouch #unstoppable

renoir sucks at paintingFrom RSAP: Either this acne-rosacea afflicted, sharpie-eyed cadaver was cut in half and sewed back together, or#RenoirSucksAtPainting! Seriously, what happened to her right arm??? #bisected#blotchy #Rosacea #sharpie

and finally:

renoir sucks at painting

From RSAP:

A famous artist painted this. I swear to God.

 

For a good time follow Renoir Sucks At Painting   For my take on the MFA’s hilariously odd cast of characters in their galleries, check out my Smug Bastards At The MFA: D-Bags At The Party Edition Piece.

 

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