You guys hear about Percy from The Green Mile and his child bride?
I’ve been enamored with their love for weeks now, fighting back the vomit as much as I fight back the tears of joy that these two souls have found each other.
Special snowflakes.
I hear they are shopping around a reality show. To which I say “of course you are” and “since I spent years of my life glued to Rock of Love, I’m obviously going to watch this jailbait train wreck and her grandfather doing mundane things”.
She’s a rare beauty. The taupe shadow and flesh colored lipstick. The closer-to-god hair. An affinity to clear bra straps. A treasure.
