My love for Courtney Stodden known no bounds.
I love her hooker shoes.
I love her fantastic clear bra straps.
I love her frosted lips & freshly baked & out of the oven tan.
I love how she parades in labia-spilling denim diapers around young children.
And I love her search for sexxxy veggies.
In my mind, she’s a goddamn superhero.
Flying through the air on the wings of love, her battle cry, DON’T PUT IT ON ME, GIRL!, echoes through the valleys like an eagles cry.