Courtney Stodden: Harbinger of Love’s Search for Sexxxy Veggies

junkyardarts April 24, 2012 Comments Off on Courtney Stodden: Harbinger of Love’s Search for Sexxxy Veggies
Courtney Stodden: Harbinger of Love’s Search for Sexxxy Veggies

courtney stodden pumpkin patch teenager married My love for Courtney Stodden known no bounds.

I love her hooker shoes.

I love her fantastic clear bra straps.

I love her frosted lips & freshly baked & out of the oven tan.

I love how she parades in labia-spilling denim diapers around young children.

And I love her search for sexxxy veggies.

In my mind, she’s a goddamn superhero.

Flying through the air on the wings of love, her battle cry, DON’T PUT IT ON ME, GIRL!, echoes through the valleys like an eagles cry.

America.

Courtney Stodden.

Fuck yeah.

obvs.

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