Everyone’s favorite Christmas nightmare, Krampus, is having a hell of a year with two major movies coming out featuring his horned and hoofed horror.
First up, A Christmas Horror Story, featuring William Shatner as the story’s narrator. Various interwoven stories involving horrible shit happening to people on Christmas include rage-infected Elves, creepy children, and an epic battle between Santa and Krampus.
Second, it’s top billing for Krampus with a self-titled film. Here we have a simple story of Krampus basically doing what he do to a miserable family, and the line “it’s Christmas! Nothing bad’s going to happen on Christmas!”. Perfect.
So I’ll be seeing both, thanks.