There’s a lot of this about this Jurassic Park: High Heels Edition Collector Set that I adore. First, it is reminiscent of the Showgirls PG-13 ‘floating bra’ version on VH1 which was not only absurd but wholly unnecessary, yet somehow made the movie even more enjoyable. Second, it devolves in such spectacular fashion that it only could have been created by people who cherish Jurassic Park and pop-culture inanity. Jurassic Park: High Heels Edition is truly something to behold.
And for the record, I own a pair of fashion-boots that I bought specifically because they reminded me of Dr. Ellie Sattler. So take that, heels-over-1-inch that can’t run on a grated walkway or through a jungle! Eat my west-indian lilac.
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