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Expendables Franchise Scouring Every Action Film for Fresh Meat

Expendables Franchise Scouring Every Action Film for Fresh Meat

junkyardarts August 16, 2012 Comments Off on Expendables Franchise Scouring Every Action Film for Fresh Meat

Expendables II is coming to theatres in a matter of days, and my pants are barely staying up!  I mean to start we have my future ex-husband, Sly Stallone? Jason Statham? Terry Crews? Dolf?! 

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The Master Is Totally Not About Scientology, Except That It Is

The Master Is Totally Not About Scientology, Except That It Is

junkyardarts August 14, 2012 Comments Off on The Master Is Totally Not About Scientology, Except That It Is

Paul Thomas Anderson’s films are always thought provoking, challenging and visually splendid. His latest film, The Master, appears to be just that, but perhaps a bit more provocative than his last…or at least to

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Two Dudes On Bikes Manage To Make Me Scream In Horror, Delight

Two Dudes On Bikes Manage To Make Me Scream In Horror, Delight

junkyardarts August 11, 2012 Comments Off on Two Dudes On Bikes Manage To Make Me Scream In Horror, Delight

So these two guys may not actually be training for the Olympics, but anyone who can ride on two wheels attached to a metal rod between their legs, do flips & twists that make

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The Perfect Athlete: Building The Olympic Machine

The Perfect Athlete: Building The Olympic Machine

junkyardarts August 2, 2012 Comments Off on The Perfect Athlete: Building The Olympic Machine

Becoming an Olympic athlete takes a lifetime of pushing through pain, discomfort, a nauseatingly repetitive routine and maintaining an iron will. What results from that dedication is personal glory, and a body that is

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London 2012 Olympics Are Here, And So Are The Rats

London 2012 Olympics Are Here, And So Are The Rats

junkyardarts July 29, 2012 Comments Off on London 2012 Olympics Are Here, And So Are The Rats

The 2012 Olympics are here and I couldn’t really be more excited! The thrill of competition, as a former athlete, is just too much to contain; and it appears that even our smallest scoundrels

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Step Up: Art School Edition

Step Up: Art School Edition

junkyardarts July 27, 2012 Comments Off on Step Up: Art School Edition

It’s summertime, so it must mean another Step Up movie is here.  But this one is different. Mostly just because there are different people in it, but also because it’s about

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Violence in Film, Violence in Life: Thoughts on Colorado and Dark Knight Rises

Violence in Film, Violence in Life: Thoughts on Colorado and Dark Knight Rises

junkyardarts July 23, 2012 Comments Off on Violence in Film, Violence in Life: Thoughts on Colorado and Dark Knight Rises

The horrific shooting in Colorado this past Friday at a midnight showing of Batman: The Dark Knight Rises sure has brought up a lot of opinions on just about everything, whether related or unrelated

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Breaking Bad Is Back: Get A Sneak Peek Here!

Breaking Bad Is Back: Get A Sneak Peek Here!

junkyardarts July 15, 2012 Comments Off on Breaking Bad Is Back: Get A Sneak Peek Here!

Holy Crap Breaking Bad is back for it’s 5th and final season. I won’t be watching it because I will be shotgunning Season 4 on Netflix before I go anywhere near a post like

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Avengers II: Some Actors Aren’t Famous Enough To Play, Scar Jo Makes 20Mil

Avengers II: Some Actors Aren’t Famous Enough To Play, Scar Jo Makes 20Mil

junkyardarts July 11, 2012 Comments Off on Avengers II: Some Actors Aren’t Famous Enough To Play, Scar Jo Makes 20Mil

In light of the mega-success that was The Avengers, it was expected that the actors involved would hit a major payday for their participation in the second iteration. But what about the new characters

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10-Word Movie Review: Magic Mike

10-Word Movie Review: Magic Mike

junkyardarts June 30, 2012 Comments Off on 10-Word Movie Review: Magic Mike

  The problem is, it makes you see strippers as people. BONUS REVIEW: I’m having really conflicting feelings about this movie. On one hand, I went to see the monkeys dance and I got

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