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Christmas Takes A Dark Turn With These Movies

Christmas Takes A Dark Turn With These Movies

junkyardarts December 26, 2012 Comments Off on Christmas Takes A Dark Turn With These Movies

As you may know, The Junkyard has been teaming up with Watch It Stream (the best darn streaming site out there) working on some curated movie lists. For the holiday season I’ve decided to

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Celluloid Junkie: Snowtown (A Vile Review)

Celluloid Junkie: Snowtown (A Vile Review)

junkyardarts November 29, 2012 Comments Off on Celluloid Junkie: Snowtown (A Vile Review)

This week we’ve got a special review from our friend John over at Vile Reviews.  Vile focuses on horror films, tv and just about anything that has to do with the two.  You should

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10-Word Movie Review: LINCOLN

10-Word Movie Review: LINCOLN

brian November 26, 2012 Comments Off on 10-Word Movie Review: LINCOLN

Daniel Day-Lewis and Tommy Lee Jones make history cool.  IMDB

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Misogynistic Editor Goes Off The Lady-Hating Deep End

Misogynistic Editor Goes Off The Lady-Hating Deep End

junkyardarts November 19, 2012 Comments Off on Misogynistic Editor Goes Off The Lady-Hating Deep End

Misogyny in the Hollywood movie machine is so overt,  boring and expected it’s cliche. Not unlike many of the movies it churns out. But sometimes it reaches levels that are so ridiculous, so shockingly

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Trailer Park: LINCOLN

Trailer Park: LINCOLN

brian October 17, 2012 Comments Off on Trailer Park: LINCOLN

As it is literary month here at the Junkyard, I thought it fitting to point out the upcoming film version of a hugely popular and influential New York Times Best Seller, if you weren’t

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Celluloid Junkie: Looper

Celluloid Junkie: Looper

junkyardarts October 8, 2012 Comments Off on Celluloid Junkie: Looper

I’m going to start by saying I really enjoyed this movie. Now I’m going to be judgey. How the hell do you not ‘get’ this movie? I ask this to the girl sitting behind

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Puppetmaster: I Am Big Bird Documentary Will Probably Make You Weep

Puppetmaster: I Am Big Bird Documentary Will Probably Make You Weep

WanderlustTheatre October 6, 2012 Comments Off on Puppetmaster: I Am Big Bird Documentary Will Probably Make You Weep

Once again I find myself on the receiving end of a documentary 1. about someone or something extraordinary (duh), 2. doing something that makes me cry like a baby. Normally it is because the

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Trailer Park: The Loved Ones

Trailer Park: The Loved Ones

junkyardarts October 5, 2012 Comments Off on Trailer Park: The Loved Ones

“A cross between Texas Chainsaw Massacre & Sixteen Candles” just about sums it up, doesn’t it?! YouTube

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Trailer Park: Stoker

Trailer Park: Stoker

junkyardarts September 28, 2012 Comments Off on Trailer Park: Stoker

Stoker is the latest film from South Korean filmmaker Park Chan-wook. His critically acclaimed film Oldboy from 2003 will guarantee an audience for this, his very first English-speaking film. If ever I needed one

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ART, Brought to You By Netflix

ART, Brought to You By Netflix

brian August 22, 2012 Comments Off on ART, Brought to You By Netflix

If you are anything like me, you love documentaries. You are a fact-junkie eager to discover new and exciting things even as you relax on the couch with a beer. You are hungry for

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