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10-Word Movie Review: LINCOLN
Daniel Day-Lewis and Tommy Lee Jones make history cool. IMDB
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Misogynistic Editor Goes Off The Lady-Hating Deep End
Misogyny in the Hollywood movie machine is so overt, boring and expected it’s cliche. Not unlike many of the movies it churns out. But sometimes it reaches levels that are so ridiculous, so shockingly
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Trailer Park: LINCOLN
As it is literary month here at the Junkyard, I thought it fitting to point out the upcoming film version of a hugely popular and influential New York Times Best Seller, if you weren’t
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Celluloid Junkie: Looper
I’m going to start by saying I really enjoyed this movie. Now I’m going to be judgey. How the hell do you not ‘get’ this movie? I ask this to the girl sitting behind
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Puppetmaster: I Am Big Bird Documentary Will Probably Make You Weep
Once again I find myself on the receiving end of a documentary 1. about someone or something extraordinary (duh), 2. doing something that makes me cry like a baby. Normally it is because the
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Trailer Park: The Loved Ones
“A cross between Texas Chainsaw Massacre & Sixteen Candles” just about sums it up, doesn’t it?! YouTube
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Trailer Park: Stoker
Stoker is the latest film from South Korean filmmaker Park Chan-wook. His critically acclaimed film Oldboy from 2003 will guarantee an audience for this, his very first English-speaking film. If ever I needed one
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ART, Brought to You By Netflix
If you are anything like me, you love documentaries. You are a fact-junkie eager to discover new and exciting things even as you relax on the couch with a beer. You are hungry for
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Expendables Franchise Scouring Every Action Film for Fresh Meat
Expendables II is coming to theatres in a matter of days, and my pants are barely staying up! I mean to start we have my future ex-husband, Sly Stallone? Jason Statham? Terry Crews? Dolf?!
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The Master Is Totally Not About Scientology, Except That It Is
Paul Thomas Anderson’s films are always thought provoking, challenging and visually splendid. His latest film, The Master, appears to be just that, but perhaps a bit more provocative than his last…or at least to
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