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The Dangers of an Underfunded Inner-City Wizard School
The Vincent Clortho Public School for Wizards is the worst performing wizard school in the country. It’s struggles are highlighted here. Key & Peele |
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Readers Choice: October Horror Hit List
It’s Halloween, but I don’t think you people are in the right frame of mind for all that this day is. So, to help you get in the spirit of things, Junkyard Arts has
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Massachusetts: Ylvis’ Paradise On Earth
They got just about everything right, but missed a few ‘kid’s (keh-ds?), ‘wicked’s, ‘awesome’s, and ‘dude’s. And City Hall, but who wants to show that monstrosity anyway? Truly, a paradise on earth. Ylvis
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Lifetime’s House of Versace Is Inspired
Sweet baby Yeezus, the anticipation for Lifetime’s House of Versace only grows with the new clips and trailers. Not only do we get even more of the glorious Gina Gershon, but we get her
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9 Actors Who Could Have Been Batman
I’m not even sure I need to give background on the controversy. I’ll just say people are not happy that Ben Affleck was cast as Batman. It’s not that he can’t act, he has
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Picasso Baby Makes Some People Feel All The Feels
Since it’s airing on Friday 2nd (and previews that went viral online through Vines and other videos), Jay Z’s Picasso Baby seems to be making a lot of people feel a lot of feels.
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Live Nude Dancing By A Sad Clown: Art
This is a performance piece by artist Ryan Heffington, commissioned by the Museum of Contemporary Art, LA, and it is…something. All I can muster is that it’s Krusty the Klown as a stripper in
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Trailer Park: Descendents Documentary Makes All Of Our Days
There’s not a whole lot to say. I’m super ampted about this doc and that’s about all there is. RIGHT?! Here’s a cover of one of my favorite Descendents songs, and while the original
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Dustin Hoffman On TOOTSIE & Being Brainwashed
In an interview with AFI, Dustin Hoffman talks about his experience becoming his character Dorothy Michaels in Tootsie. In it he reveals something startlingly personal and, for him, a revelation about men, women, and the cultural
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Trailer Park: The Wolf of Wall Street
So Martin Scorsese made another movie about rich jerks and it’s staring Leo DiCaprio, his fav. I’m not sure if there is anything else to say other than it looks like Leo stumbled into
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