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10-Word Movie Review: Avatar

10-Word Movie Review: Avatar

junkyardarts December 4, 2010 Comments Off on 10-Word Movie Review: Avatar

Celluloid Junkie Winner Jason Vernon: “I never saw ‘Avatar’ but I heard it sucked shit” A Day at the Movies

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Celluloid Junkie: 127 Hours

Celluloid Junkie: 127 Hours

sheila December 1, 2010 Comments Off on Celluloid Junkie: 127 Hours

“Aron Ralston is the man.  Now I wanna go hiking.” *** I’m going to start out by saying that I didn’t really have a desire to watch this movie.  Then I heard that people

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10-Word Movie Review: Burlesque

10-Word Movie Review: Burlesque

junkyardarts November 29, 2010 Comments Off on 10-Word Movie Review: Burlesque

Everything Showgirls and Coyote-Ugly Wanted to Be, with more Cher

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South Park Officially Goes Broadway: Thank the Otter-Overloards!

South Park Officially Goes Broadway: Thank the Otter-Overloards!

junkyardarts November 11, 2010 Comments Off on South Park Officially Goes Broadway: Thank the Otter-Overloards!

It’s official: Matt Stone and Trey Parker, of South Park fame, are officially heading to Broadway. Coming in February 2011, The Book of Mormon will be playing at the Eugene O’Neill theatre in the

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Our 100th Post: Something To Take Your Breath Away

Our 100th Post: Something To Take Your Breath Away

junkyardarts November 6, 2010 Comments Off on Our 100th Post: Something To Take Your Breath Away

Ever stumble upon something that reignites your passion for reckless abandon, wide-eyed exploration and reminding yourself that we are a whole lot smaller in the universe than we sometimes put on? Behold: Timescapes.  Silky,

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Tron: Legacy – Promo Products Are Getting Out Of Hand

Tron: Legacy – Promo Products Are Getting Out Of Hand

junkyardarts November 4, 2010 Comments Off on Tron: Legacy – Promo Products Are Getting Out Of Hand

There are a lot of things that can be said for 2009-2010’s penchant for remaking movies that absolutely do not need to be remade, and for making sequels to our favorite movies, in turn

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Trailer Park: The Art of Enticement – Halloween Edition

Trailer Park: The Art of Enticement – Halloween Edition

junkyardarts October 31, 2010 Comments Off on Trailer Park: The Art of Enticement – Halloween Edition

You know the old adage.  You’ve said it before. Hell, I said it last week.  Sometimes, the trailer is better than the movie. And even better, is when the amazing folks behind the trailers

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Movie Review in 10 Words: The Social Network

Movie Review in 10 Words: The Social Network

junkyardarts October 25, 2010 Comments Off on Movie Review in 10 Words: The Social Network

Good music, good acting, good story manages to be mediocre OR Creepy trailer with girl choir was better than the movie The Social Network

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Black Swan – Obvious Title, Curious Casting & Showgirls

Black Swan – Obvious Title, Curious Casting & Showgirls

junkyardarts July 24, 2010 Comments Off on Black Swan – Obvious Title, Curious Casting & Showgirls

Ok, so the name Black Swan is painfully obvious.  Ballet movie. Swan. Black. I bet it will be mysterious! oggiboogie So, the twist here is that Darren Aronofsky is directing it.  With The Wrestler,

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