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10-Word Movie Review: Avatar
Celluloid Junkie Winner Jason Vernon: “I never saw ‘Avatar’ but I heard it sucked shit” A Day at the Movies
Read More »Celluloid Junkie: 127 Hours
“Aron Ralston is the man. Now I wanna go hiking.” *** I’m going to start out by saying that I didn’t really have a desire to watch this movie. Then I heard that people
Read More »10-Word Movie Review: Burlesque
Everything Showgirls and Coyote-Ugly Wanted to Be, with more Cher
Read More »South Park Officially Goes Broadway: Thank the Otter-Overloards!
It’s official: Matt Stone and Trey Parker, of South Park fame, are officially heading to Broadway. Coming in February 2011, The Book of Mormon will be playing at the Eugene O’Neill theatre in the
Read More »Our 100th Post: Something To Take Your Breath Away
Ever stumble upon something that reignites your passion for reckless abandon, wide-eyed exploration and reminding yourself that we are a whole lot smaller in the universe than we sometimes put on? Behold: Timescapes. Silky,
Read More »Tron: Legacy – Promo Products Are Getting Out Of Hand
There are a lot of things that can be said for 2009-2010’s penchant for remaking movies that absolutely do not need to be remade, and for making sequels to our favorite movies, in turn
Read More »Trailer Park: The Art of Enticement – Halloween Edition
You know the old adage. You’ve said it before. Hell, I said it last week. Sometimes, the trailer is better than the movie. And even better, is when the amazing folks behind the trailers
Read More »Movie Review in 10 Words: The Social Network
Good music, good acting, good story manages to be mediocre OR Creepy trailer with girl choir was better than the movie The Social Network
Read More »Black Swan – Obvious Title, Curious Casting & Showgirls
Ok, so the name Black Swan is painfully obvious. Ballet movie. Swan. Black. I bet it will be mysterious! oggiboogie So, the twist here is that Darren Aronofsky is directing it. With The Wrestler,
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