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Movie Real-Talk: When the Apes on Screen are Better People than the Ones in the Theatre
I may jaded and dead on the inside, but going out to the movies these days, even the stupid-expensive, brand-new, nice-area theatres, really is the worst, isn’t it? By that I mean people are
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Antiques Roadshow: Spring Cleaning’s Motivational Speaker
Antiques Roadshow is a time-suck for just about everyone, not just art aficionados, because it taps into our desire to be worth something, ultimately. By virtue of being associated with the items, we in
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Promising Lineup for 2014 Salem Film Fest
The Salem Film Fest is back this March 6-13th and the lineup is proving very exciting. If you didn’t know, the Salem Film Fest is the largest all-documentary film fest in New England and
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The Dangers of an Underfunded Inner-City Wizard School
The Vincent Clortho Public School for Wizards is the worst performing wizard school in the country. It’s struggles are highlighted here. Key & Peele |
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Feast On These Thanksgiving Movies
Christmas gets a lot of attention, but I believe that Thanksgiving deserves it’s moment to shine. While Hollywood has a lot of catching up to do, they have provided us with some exceptional Thanksgiving
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Readers Choice: October Horror Hit List
It’s Halloween, but I don’t think you people are in the right frame of mind for all that this day is. So, to help you get in the spirit of things, Junkyard Arts has
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Massachusetts: Ylvis’ Paradise On Earth
They got just about everything right, but missed a few ‘kid’s (keh-ds?), ‘wicked’s, ‘awesome’s, and ‘dude’s. And City Hall, but who wants to show that monstrosity anyway? Truly, a paradise on earth. Ylvis
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Lifetime’s House of Versace Is Inspired
Sweet baby Yeezus, the anticipation for Lifetime’s House of Versace only grows with the new clips and trailers. Not only do we get even more of the glorious Gina Gershon, but we get her
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9 Actors Who Could Have Been Batman
I’m not even sure I need to give background on the controversy. I’ll just say people are not happy that Ben Affleck was cast as Batman. It’s not that he can’t act, he has
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Picasso Baby Makes Some People Feel All The Feels
Since it’s airing on Friday 2nd (and previews that went viral online through Vines and other videos), Jay Z’s Picasso Baby seems to be making a lot of people feel a lot of feels.
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