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Antiques Roadshow: Spring Cleaning’s Motivational Speaker

Antiques Roadshow: Spring Cleaning’s Motivational Speaker

junkyardarts March 28, 2014 0

Antiques Roadshow is a time-suck for just about everyone, not just art aficionados, because it taps into our desire to be worth something, ultimately. By virtue of being associated with the items, we in

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Promising Lineup for 2014 Salem Film Fest

Promising Lineup for 2014 Salem Film Fest

junkyardarts February 11, 2014 0

The Salem Film Fest is back this March 6-13th and the lineup is proving very exciting. If you didn’t know, the Salem Film Fest is the largest all-documentary film fest in New England and

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The Dangers of an Underfunded Inner-City Wizard School

The Dangers of an Underfunded Inner-City Wizard School

junkyardarts January 8, 2014 0

The Vincent Clortho Public School for Wizards is the worst performing wizard school in the country.  It’s struggles are highlighted here. Key & Peele |

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Feast On These Thanksgiving Movies

Feast On These Thanksgiving Movies

junkyardarts November 26, 2013 0

Christmas gets a lot of attention, but I believe that Thanksgiving deserves it’s moment to shine. While Hollywood has a lot of catching up to do, they have provided us with some exceptional Thanksgiving

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Readers Choice: October Horror Hit List

Readers Choice: October Horror Hit List

brian October 31, 2013 0

It’s Halloween, but I don’t think you people are in the right frame of mind for all that this day is. So, to help you get in the spirit of things, Junkyard Arts has

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Massachusetts: Ylvis’ Paradise On Earth

Massachusetts: Ylvis’ Paradise On Earth

junkyardarts October 22, 2013 0

They got just about everything right, but missed a few ‘kid’s (keh-ds?), ‘wicked’s, ‘awesome’s, and ‘dude’s.  And City Hall, but who wants to show that monstrosity anyway? Truly, a paradise on earth. Ylvis

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Lifetime’s House of Versace Is Inspired

Lifetime’s House of Versace Is Inspired

junkyardarts October 4, 2013 0

Sweet baby Yeezus, the anticipation for Lifetime’s House of Versace only grows with the new clips and trailers.  Not only do we get even more of the glorious Gina Gershon, but we get her

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9 Actors Who Could Have Been Batman

9 Actors Who Could Have Been Batman

junkyardarts August 26, 2013 0

I’m not even sure I need to give background on the controversy. I’ll just say people are not happy that Ben Affleck was cast as Batman. It’s not that he can’t act, he has

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Picasso Baby Makes Some People Feel All The Feels

Picasso Baby Makes Some People Feel All The Feels

junkyardarts August 7, 2013 1

Since it’s airing on Friday 2nd (and previews that went viral online through Vines and other videos), Jay Z’s Picasso Baby seems to be making a lot of people feel a lot of feels.

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Live Nude Dancing By A Sad Clown: Art

Live Nude Dancing By A Sad Clown: Art

junkyardarts July 22, 2013 0

This is a performance piece by artist Ryan Heffington, commissioned by the Museum of Contemporary Art, LA, and it is…something. All I can muster is that it’s Krusty the Klown as a stripper in

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