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Jurassic Park in High Heels Will Make Your Life

Jurassic Park in High Heels Will Make Your Life

junkyardarts July 23, 2015 0

There’s a lot of this about this Jurassic Park: High Heels Edition Collector Set that I adore. First, it is reminiscent of the Showgirls PG-13 ‘floating bra’ version on VH1 which was not only

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Ace Hotel Hosts 3 Free ‘Inherent Vice’ Art Events

Ace Hotel Hosts 3 Free ‘Inherent Vice’ Art Events

junkyardarts January 5, 2015 0

The Ace Hotel has teamed up with Warner Bros. Pictures to host a series of art shows celebrating Paul Thomas Anderson’s latest film Inherent Vice.  Art shows in the Los Angeles and New York

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Feast On These Thanksgiving Movies

Feast On These Thanksgiving Movies

junkyardarts November 26, 2014 0

Christmas gets a lot of attention, but I believe that Thanksgiving deserves it’s moment to shine. While Hollywood has a lot of catching up to do, they have provided us with some exceptional Thanksgiving

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Jurassic World Official Trailer Is Here

Jurassic World Official Trailer Is Here

junkyardarts November 25, 2014 0

The Park is open. Jurassic World

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Movie Real-Talk: When the Apes on Screen are Better People than the Ones in the Theatre

Movie Real-Talk: When the Apes on Screen are Better People than the Ones in the Theatre

junkyardarts July 14, 2014 0

I may jaded and dead on the inside, but going out to the movies these days, even the stupid-expensive, brand-new, nice-area theatres, really is the worst, isn’t it? By that I mean people are

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Antiques Roadshow: Spring Cleaning’s Motivational Speaker

Antiques Roadshow: Spring Cleaning’s Motivational Speaker

junkyardarts March 28, 2014 0

Antiques Roadshow is a time-suck for just about everyone, not just art aficionados, because it taps into our desire to be worth something, ultimately. By virtue of being associated with the items, we in

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Promising Lineup for 2014 Salem Film Fest

Promising Lineup for 2014 Salem Film Fest

junkyardarts February 11, 2014 0

The Salem Film Fest is back this March 6-13th and the lineup is proving very exciting. If you didn’t know, the Salem Film Fest is the largest all-documentary film fest in New England and

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The Dangers of an Underfunded Inner-City Wizard School

The Dangers of an Underfunded Inner-City Wizard School

junkyardarts January 8, 2014 0

The Vincent Clortho Public School for Wizards is the worst performing wizard school in the country.  It’s struggles are highlighted here. Key & Peele |

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Readers Choice: October Horror Hit List

Readers Choice: October Horror Hit List

brian October 31, 2013 0

It’s Halloween, but I don’t think you people are in the right frame of mind for all that this day is. So, to help you get in the spirit of things, Junkyard Arts has

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Massachusetts: Ylvis’ Paradise On Earth

Massachusetts: Ylvis’ Paradise On Earth

junkyardarts October 22, 2013 0

They got just about everything right, but missed a few ‘kid’s (keh-ds?), ‘wicked’s, ‘awesome’s, and ‘dude’s.  And City Hall, but who wants to show that monstrosity anyway? Truly, a paradise on earth. Ylvis

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