Woman Attacks Gauguin Painting ‘cuz it’s Totally Gay

junkyardarts April 5, 2011 Comments Off on Woman Attacks Gauguin Painting ‘cuz it’s Totally Gay

Gauguin Two Tahitian Women, 1899,See?  There are two women.  In the same place.  And there are breasts.  Hense: Gauguin is totes gay, ergo, bad for you.  You know, if you totally ignore the whole ‘erotic, male gaze’ thing.

quoth the town fool: “I feel that Gauguin is evil. He has nudity and is bad for the children. He has two women in the painting and it’s very homosexual. I was trying to remove it. I think it should be burned”.

She continued “won’t someone think of the children!? GET OFF MY LAWN!”

Let’s hope this woman never finds herself in a room with another woman, only to realize that she too must be ‘a gay’ by proxy and therefore deserving of a furious fist-slamming event in a public place.


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