Well, except not a one of us is as badass as Iman in a gold jumpsuit. Obviously.
But for the rest of us who used to have to wait for the glamour, the garbage and the gawking in magazines or online the next day, we are blessed with the opportunity to watch the annual fashsplosion that is the Metropolitan Ball to benefit the Costume Institute LIVE.
I never need another reason to down a bottle of wine, a block of cheese and judge people mercilessly through my computer, but this is a great break from the usual award season watching. You can watch the live feed tomorrow at 6:30pmET HERE, but until then, let’s take a look at some memorable fashion’s that graced the red carpet.
Here’s JLo looking ridic in 2011. She’s a vampire. It’s the only excuse.
I find Zac Posen’s designs to be a little prom-y and he seems insufferable. But Doutzen, with her angelic face, pulls it off. Barely.
Christina Ricci channeled Morticia Addams with verve.
Hamish Bowles wore this. And a smile.
Crystal Renn. When she looked more like a badass bitch from Blade Runner than a high schooler with a bad bleach job. Here’s hoping she’s back to brown this year.
Shalom Harlow wore this. And I pretty much hate it. But I love her. So…
The Fuck? Courtesy of Karolina Kurkova.
While a train wreck such as this is a rare find, we can only hope someone pulls a ‘Madonna’ at this years Met Ball. Watch tomorrow LIVE online to find out.